May212013

slayde:

mishasminions:

enasnivolz:

littleblueartist:

the-captains-wife:

yournucleardeterrent:

“Pepper, pay attention to me”

I guess she forgot to take him or a walk today

if anyone needs me i’ll just be over here laughing for the next ten years

*stupid flailing*

I THOUGHT PETS WEREN’T ALLOWED IN THAT EVENT

RDJ just does whatever he feels like doing.

(Source: narcissamalfoy)

RDJ 

1PM

cutfessions:

dyeknittinkdye:

nymph-hopes:

Best thing ever.

It’s like watching the Matrix, but with kittens. 

here is ur kittenz for teh day

Tnx you for mah kittehz ^.^  And they ARE totally matrix kitties!

(Source: eduardolion)

Kitteh 

11AM

cutfessions:

garlic-breadgasm:

YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING

IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD

ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM

THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE NOT JUDGE THEM ON A MINOR DETAIL THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THEIR LIFE

DO NOT FEEL BAD IF YOU AREN’T THE PERFECT CHILD YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU SHOULD BE

thank you shayna for posting things that i need to have in my life. <3

9AM

swagony:

wow i can’t believe lesbians shove their boobs up each other’s vaginas

(via xhjukax)

7AM

(Source: psychoceans, via xhjukax)

5AM

Fucking fuckers

  • me: (out shopping, looking all fly with my Marvel comics tote bag featuring several characters)
  • dude: nice bag.
  • me: thanks. (keeps on shopping)
  • dude: do you even know who all those characters are?
  • me: uh... yeah?
  • dude: ok then, who's that guy? (points at a character on the bag)
  • me:
  • me: wait, are you asking me to prove that I'm enough of a fan enough to carry this bag?
  • dude: (smirks) that's what I thought. He's called the Silver Surfer. I bet you don't even know his real name.
  • me: does it matter? (starts to edge away before I start punching throats)
  • dude: psh, you're not a real fan.
  • me:
  • me: (slowly unsheathing my Wolverine claws)
  • me: how many pairs of chromosomes do humans contain in their cells?
  • dude: uh... what?
  • me: explain the function of cellular mitosis?
  • dude:
  • me: what is the purpose of myelin sheath with regards to the formation of new neural pathways?
  • dude: what are you even talking about?
  • me: oh, well it seemed that you were implying that if I don't know as much about the Marvel universe as you do, then I can't possibly be considered a real fan. This is me implying that because you don't know as much about the human body as I do, you can't possibly be considered a real human being.
  • dude:
  • dude:
  • dude:
  • dude: Um, I... wow. You're right. Have a nice day. (starts to shuffle away)
  • me: his name is Norrin Radd.
  • dude: (looks extremely embarrassed)
3AM
“The gods envy us. They envy us because we’re mortal, because any moment may be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we’re doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again.” Homer, The Iliad (via nuclearharvest)

(Source: ciinemas, via insaneyouthlifecrisis)

May202013
7PM
5PM
zillyewe:

virgo-vixen:

unconditional-souls:

seniagore:

amtrax:

TINY FERRET


OH MY GOD WHAT

I think that’s a stoat

IT IS IT’S A TINY STOATLET

zillyewe:

virgo-vixen:

unconditional-souls:

seniagore:

amtrax:

TINY FERRET

OH MY GOD WHAT

I think that’s a stoat

IT IS IT’S A TINY STOATLET

(Source: serendipitousrelease, via secretsofaginger)

Cute 

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